Always get the last word in with our Bag of Dicks.

These .50 cent penis candies say it all. Aggressive coworker? Leave a bag of dicks under their windshield! Daddy issues bringing you down? Suck a Bag of Dicks makes an excellent Father's Day gift! Headed to the DMV? Bag of Dicks are perfect for extended waiting times! No matter what your purpose, these little candy shafts are here to help you out. They also make great sex game pieces (strip poker anyone?) and are always a hit at any bachelorette party.